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fuckmestupid:

melongorl:

WHAT

Oh my god I’m crying

(Source: rarexcandy)

This Is Me In Skyrim. Constantly.

almostgoodideas:

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5 Personality Flaws Skyrim Forces You To Deal With

"The only consistent theme linking my actions together is that none of them, not a one, advance the game in any meaningful way."

I’ll harvest every fucking cabbage in this field before I so much as glance at the dragon’s nest, and you can’t stop me.”

I have yet to do a single thing in Skyrim in the proper order. I’m constantly showing up to some dude’s castle that I’ve never seen before, only to hand over a mystical item that I’d mentally scratched off as garbage hours ago, and then sit and listen to the story be retroactively explained to me:

King: Wanderer! Thank the gods you’ve come! The prophecy told us that a mighty warrior would arise, worthy of wielding Fjalnir, the God-axe, and slaying the evil Demon Prince Synraith. We believe you to be that warrior. What say you, traveler? Will you accept this task?

Me: Yea, verily I shall accept thine task and vanq- wait, Synraith? Fiery dude in a floating city? Cape made out of screeching souls? Ahhh, shit. I already killed that guy.

King: You … already slew the Demon Prince, the Knife in the Dark, the Void at the Heart of All Men, whose identity you did not learn until just now?

Me: Yup. I saw that castle floating up in the sky, and I wanted to know if I could jump up the rocks to get in the back way. It took a lot of reloads, but I finally managed to hop on up in there.

King: You “hopped on up” into the Abyssal Palace?

Me: Yeeeep, yep yep yep. Just squat-jumped on in there and looted the place. Then I killed that Sydney guy-

King: Synraith, Demon Prince of the Abyss.

Me: -yeah him. I ganked that guy. Mostly just to see if I could. Plus he looked like kind of a dick.

King: Indeed, the Foulest of the Foul was “kind of a dick.” But you vanquished him without the aid of sacred Fjalnir, the God-axe?

Me: Totally. It wasn’t even a thing. I just hid on top of a bookshelf where he couldn’t reach me and shot him with arrows. Then I waited until he forgot I was shooting him, and did it all again to get the sneak damage bonus. Took a while, but he died all the same.

King: Forsooth! Thine heroic deeds are … well, that sounds kind of fucked up, actually. Never thought I’d feel bad for He Who Devours. So you have no need of our sacred totem weapon?

Me: What, the gold dealy, with the shiny bits? Nah, I already stole that out of the display case four hours ago, before I knew who you were. I gave it to Sven, but he Quantum Leaped out of the game with that shit.

King: Huh. So. I guess … the bards will … sing of your tale now?

Me: Oh yeah? Sweet, let’s hear it.

Bard: The hero came with eyes aflame / his tasks already done / the land was rescued all the same / but ‘tis kind of a shitty song.

Me: Word.”

facts-i-just-made-up:

harmonyinkpress:

Harmony Ink Press 2,000 Followers Giveaway!

We’ve passed 2,000 followers, and to celebrate, we’re giving away an ebook to 25 lucky winners! The covers above are just a small sample of what we have to offer. We currently have about 100 LGBTQ YA titles to choose from.

The Rules:

  1. This giveaway is to celebrate followers on Tumblr, so you must be following us to win. An account with Dreamspinner Press and a subscription to our newsletter are NOT required.
  2. One entry per person. Duplicate entries will be deleted.
  3. You can earn two extra entries by asking us a question we can publicly publish the answer to. These questions can be for Harmony Ink in general, for Nessa (the person who runs this blog), or for any of our authors. You can ask this via our Tumblr ask or by sending an email to nessa (at) harmonyinkpress (dot) com. Questions for the authors will be passed on.
  4. You can get one extra entry by sharing this contest on social media and providing the link when you fill out the form.
  5. Contest will close on at 11:59 PM US Eastern Time August 31, 2014. Winners will be notified by September 6, 2014.
  6. Winners will have 48 hours to respond or they will forfeit the prize and a new winner will be selected.
  7. To enter, fill out this form.

Winners will be able to select from any of our released titles and either have the ebook added to their shelf at dreamspinnerpress.com or have the format of their choice emailed to them.

Go forth and enter!

My publisher is having a giveaway on their tumblr, check it out!!!

Things You Can Do For Ferguson:

donrickles:

  • Donate money to have those arrested in Ferguson released on bail. These people belong on the streets, especially at a time like this.
  • Send a note of condolence to the family of Michael Brown. Let’s not forget the tragedy that started this.
  • Donate to the Michael Brown Memorial Fund. This is an official fundraiser run by the Brown family’s lawyers. They are going through so much, lets make sure at the very least it isn’t a financial burden.
  • Help get people on the ground. There are activists and reporters who want to do their part and get to Ferguson. Donate and get them there. I am so far aware of Zellie Imani, Zak Jemmott, and JR Valrey (a reporter for SF Bay View).
  • Donate to the Ferguson Youth Initiative.The children of this community deserve better than to be gunned down. Make sure they get that in the future.
  • Feed the children of Ferguson. Many children in America rely on school to get their meals and thanks to the civil unrest caused by the police, the children of Ferguson have been without school since Monday. These people want to make sure that doesn’t mean anyone is going hungry.
  • Find a National Moment of Silence in your area. If one doesn’t exist, start one. Share this experience with others. Solidarity is important.
  • Keep awareness up. Not just among the like-minded people on tumblr, this is something everyone needs to be aware of.
  • Spread accurate information. There is a lot of distortion going on here and spreading every piece of information as it is reported only makes that worse. First and foremost make sure you are listening carefully, then share what is important and relevant.

If you are aware of any good causes or ways to help that I have missed, please reblog and add them.

nytylys:

kill the idea that openly caring characters are boring

set on fire the line of thought that dictates that altruism is a bad thing and that selfishness/sassiness is an inherently more appealing and ‘~intricate~’ quality than an affectionate nature

smash and bury the concept of the false equivalency between angst and complexity

kindness and empathy are not synonyms for “blandness” and “lack of personality”

elementary school: reads at a middle school level
middle school: reads at a high school level
high school: reads at a college level
college: re-reads Harry Potter

theoldaeroplane:

pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”

(Source: theoldaeroplane)

Flynn Rider Concept Art by Glen Keane and Jin Kim

(Source: thefrecklednerd)

batspada:

so i saw dawn of the planet of the apes again

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

(Source: p4cifc)

plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

moosepug:

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!